Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Jak Zalozyc Strone Klanowa

references

I am reluctant to want to go to the level of my teacher follows, here are the source for the last post, which was kicked out for aesthetic reasons: Julia was the first to use the term "literary quartet" in connection with Australian Literature used - I hope the source is not too late.

Furthermore, they have coined a nice set yesterday, the very accurately the level of student questions in the said seminar concludes:

if you have an apple and a pear, and tell me I should take the apple - should I then take the apple?

you might just emphasize that point, Julia kloppt out one thing after another. We could all day long with pen and paper sitting next to her and noting their verbal effusions - a shame that you write a blog, honest, hare. But to support my loyal readers with an impression, here is a brief selection of her - sometimes difficult to interpret - Shouts of

"I'm tiramisu cake."
"apple + apple = AA." (The unsuccessful attempt to me the use of variables to explain in mathematics. On the most beautiful her face was when it became apparent car broke down.
"The IQ of ner has n empty mayonnaise packet - if they were full, there would still live cultures, but there is is nothing."
"She's got boobs rubber and plastic personality."
"The opera? But the shell that rumschimmelt there in the water."
"The Ferry is a waste of money. I would be faster if I would run across the water."
"literature in Australian Definition: One must not, it is perfectly adequate if you try."
"In the German Germanic studies are running around dressed up all the chicks, the media studies for the NC have not brought, and as Career planning either a presenter on Viva, or phone sex on their mind "
" Man, Steffi was ripped to twelve Russians "

And the long-running:
"... Age Falter "(Minuetlich.)
" Life is no bowl of cherries "
. "Iiiiinteresting ... VERY iiiiinteresting (indicator of unbridled boredom.)
"Sometimes you lose -. And sometimes you just. Do not. .. Win "
" Altobelli "(There is about it confused, what they express it really wants - but we persevered.)

To further to illustrate with Steffi's long-running". Bloed "

The smaller but just as insight into the amusement of my everyday life ...

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revenge

Now, Feedback is a wonderful invention. Especially if it is anonymous and it finally allowed to call all the things that rumschmoren one for weeks on the soul, and you want to get rid of urgently.

So today happened in literature. The loyal readers of my blog (if it exists * hope *) will recall that I occasionally already excited about the inability of my teacher Nicole did. The level of this course, which was designed for Bachelors immediately before the final moves on the average level of a basic English course 11th in class Today, for example, we have spoken extensively about what exactly differentiates actually a "narrator" from an "author", and what If the two recognize. Then we talked about the fact that the "narrator" so do not always know everything, sometimes it comes even before that nest hatched inside the narrator in the mind of just one person, and then is no longer even knowing! And sometimes - out, here is dangerous to awful, that statement as much as four requests have caused - there's the narrator while actually in the head drinne by one person, but he still speaks of just that in the third person. Is not Waaaaaaahnsinn what the modern literature all about?

Well, actually, I would like to complain but devoted to Nicole, who since the beginning of the semester, mainly by a property has excelled Simulated knowledge to complete ignorance. Otherwise I can certainly not explain where she sees the formal parallels between Shakespeare and modern Australian poetry, and otherwise I can not explain that they actually finished brings - has now led to a little outburst on my part - that it actually ready does not bring in immediate order of two items that I happened to have quite right in the head because I have excerpted only yesterday, to quote almost verbatim, and then a) not to say that this is not their ideas, and b), to note that contrary to the authors explicitly. They are, however, only randomly chosen examples, the list could complement each other - for example, by their tendency to "textual analysis" to understand the Paraphrase of the text, and "contextual analysis" is short biography of the author. Or by their penchant for Power Point presentations with questionable content and identifiable spelling.

I vowed revenge. I knew there would come a day when I would make my heart air - actually I had chosen for the day when the results of my work at the Bremen university, so they do not accidentally forget to give me a good grade . But the day came before: it was the Feedbacktag of the Department.

We have now got all the pretty light gray piece of paper, mark where we had to, as we found the course, and could give free comments - and the best part was, it was a) anonymous, and b) she gets the evaluation of the paper only after our conclusion of the face. I began by listing the many shortcomings of this seminar, but as on the sheet was not enough room, a list follows in an appropriate manner.

- respect, it follows a numbered list, who knows my tendency to earlier, may not want to read now -

1) The assumption that students are stupid is wrong. We do not have to basal terminology such as "Narrator", "Postmodernism" and "Modernity" has been clarified.
2) The selection of literature in this course is evidence of Nicole's tendency to poor, oppressed Aborigines. No kidding, five of eight texts treated this subject - plus a short film of the same content. The other texts were a lyric lesbian porn, a few poems and a tearjerker. Is that representative? Otherwise, we have Aboriginal SATT. So one can sow prejudice.
3) It is unnecessary to paraphrase the content of texts in the lecture in all the disgusting details. Adults should be able to read makes removal. Should they not be, they can still study mathematics.
4) It is absolutely unnecessary, any statement which to achieve anything close to intellectual level of a year of high school, with a concerned "that make sense?" to end.
5) It is however extremely NEED to read the set texts, at least, even if they already have absolutely paraphrase. Erroneous information during a lecture to students who have read the book in question actually do, is not good.
6) If you are too stupid to understand the ideas of another, and to quote correctly, then you should just become a teacher. Especially not at a prestigious university.
7) It is very frustrating when even hinted at any critical comment with a on gay "yeah, yeah, very interesting opinion!" acknowledged. This was even with such a talkative person like me meant that I have largely disengaged from the discussions.
8) literature is not exhausted, and this point is especially important to me and not explain it, how we felt when reading the book and whether we like the characters or not. HERE IS NOT THE LITERARY QUARTET!

No, it was now unfair, you think off the last sentence. Reich-Ranicki and colleagues knew at least the exact contents of their discussion items.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Ski Centurion For Sale

JACKPOT!

Okay, I propose that we act Krams the pathetic from the beginning, because then I can freely move on to the hysterical cheers. Deal?

I was not clear under what have been for a terrible pressure I need. Since I arrived in Manly today, I can almost breathe - I feel as if I'd taken a huge chunk of the shoulders. I'm now even the first time in weeks sung again, and found that I'm out of practice. Alternatively, it could also be that some of his neighbors cat stepped on the tail and I had confused the sounds ...

good. Then we come to the part with the hysterical cheering:

IT IS UNBELIEVABLE GOOD. IT IS BETTER THAN CHOCOLATE. IT IS BETTER THAN SEX. I have a bed in a room in Manly. The room is beautiful, newly renovated, beautiful furniture, even decoration - no comparison with the hole in Epping. I have - respect, breathe - Wireless Internet. No wires needed. No more modem that hangs constantly. No Gefiepe more when dialing. YES! The cushions on the kitchen chairs are not sitting. I have hangers. I have a bedspread. The apartment does in English. The dishes are really clean. My new roommates make me happy.

In a word: JACKPOT!

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Where To Buy Mesosilver In Canada

I am moving!

Hurrah! I can away from Epping! I am moving on Tuesday to Manly! Ins Vivienfreie Manly! How cool is that? That is, I live around the corner from Julia. It costs only boom-celled twenty U.S. dollars more a week, and I come out of this hole! Okay, I live with French, but there are only two and a half weeks, and worse than my current roommate, they can now not be real. I am even a war no more, life can be so friendly! It is essential to send big thanks to Flo, Julia's roommate, who mediated the whole. Oh man, I love it. I LOVE IT!

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Naturalist Family Movies

Incredible World

Last night me is the hammer from happening. I walk unsuspectingly with Julia by Manly, and we meet a guy who comes straight from the Steyne. I look - he looks. I think right now. Maintenance. Stop. Impossible. Error. Kenny!

Jupp, exactly. Kenny is in Sydney, more precisely in Manly, and now makes in scuba diving. For those to whom the name does not ring: Ken was until last year in Bremen settled down and there has even managed the Paddy's Pit. Then he is gone back to the UK, and the contact between him and Hannah and I broke off. And suddenly he stands before me. In Sydney. Thousands of miles from our last meeting place away. Is the world small or what? I'm still quite shaken. Whom I encounter next? My former math teacher? The type that I've lost to the last holiday at cards? The girl that I am in the sandbox lent her bucket?

Thursday, May 24, 2007

How Do You Write Congratulations To Pregnancy

aphasia

Gradually, I will have the feeling that all the work on aphasia with me to the fact that my language will somehow go completely wrong-headed. I can not tidy German, I can not properly English. In part, I sit and wonder despair what this or that word means now in God's name in the other language, and I'm on it, even when there are so basal vocabulary such as bottle / bottle is. However, this is exhausting, I have a feeling it's all here so - at least I'm still relatively cautious with my Anglicisms, however, Julia has already generated so that word monsters like "upgemixed" show. And if We then submitter on Wednesday the assignment for Literature, but then you get even a little bit to ponder - especially since I lost croak find a sentence that expresses the facts so right in German. I just hope that is better when I'm back in Germany (only another three weeks, hurray!) But for now I fear that my environment is set to say, I speak a totally perverse language mix, which for most of my fellow human beings would be incomprehensible ... Sorry before.

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

The Best Kates Playground

Vivien - a source of joy

Well, I think I must share at least some small things on the list of charges. First, since the fact would be mentioned that the two Graces appear in my apartment too stupid or too lazy to make itself into a key. Instead, they share one. If the second of the two is out of the house, she deposited the key clearly visible (!) On the front door where he discovered (!!), every idiot with 20% vision in the eye. Learning Outcome: I will now have to carry all valuables in my possession constantly with me, so I do not the victim of a burglary would, would not pay for the insurance in the world - face it, but that could just as easily send invitations! Call me petty, but I'm attached to my laptop.

is also, I noticed that my portfolio has shrunk considerably in foods during my absence - it is missing three cans of tuna and two cans of chick peas, from which I conclude that the ladies thought due to laziness / hungry / ill, they could yes time assault on the fun of my food.

What did I just rode when I moved into the house of this stupid goat? I know at first I wrote that it was nice - clear Case of Mistaken Identity. Nett was only the superficial initial small talk. Right now I am doing very hard time to win the girl at all positive sites.